Thankfully, there was no murder as there typically is in the case of ‘Clue’. However, there was a mysterious disappearance of our food. It was the sweets that we had baked the night before, and left on the dining room table.
The only time it was really mysterious was the first time. My dad and I got up at at 6:30 to go to work, so nobody else was up at the time. Both of us noticed as we passed through the kitchen that the pile of sugar cookies(like 100 cookies….it was a pretty big pile!) that had been made the night before had significantly decreased, in a rather strange way. My mom deals with insomnia sometimes, so we thought she must have gotten up in the night, and decided to do something with them. It seemed like a logical conclusion at the time.
When my mom woke up, she thought we had done something with them. Hm….Well, there goes our theory.
After some examining, my mom found cookie crumbs on the floor pretty much everywhere (that doesn’t say a whole lot for my observance skills!). Our English Mastiff, Buttercup, had consumed all those cookies! Surprisingly, she didn’t seem to have even a bellyache, let alone other effects that I’d rather not go into…. She just laid there, innocently looking up at us from the doggie mat as if she hadn’t done anything. She ONLY ate fifty 6-inch diameter cookies!!!
In her defense, they had been left on the corner of the dining room table. And we had(notice- that is no longer a practice of ours) been leaving her out on her mat instead of putting her in the kennel, because she loves her mat. Our Lab, on the other hand, loves her kennel. To each their fuzzy own!
A couple weeks later, when we had forgotten to have Buttercup go to her kennel, my dad and I woke up to the few(and I mean few) remains of 7 double-chocolate banana muffins that had been in the *middle* of the dining room table. The tablecloth was just slightly messed up from her exertions to get the muffins, if you can imagine. Sigh….We were a little more concerned about her health because chocolate is really NOT good for dogs….and she got some of the muffin cups mixed up with the muffins and ate those too. But this dog has an apparently strong stomach!
Now, we tease her about getting big hips(the mental picture is rather amusing, is it not?), and keep anything tasty off the dining room table! Lessons learned….hopefully.
Just to bring my almost non-existent ‘Clue’ theme to an end….It was Buttercup, in the dining room, with….her mouth.
I hope you are having a lovely day, thanks for reading!